'Unsupervised Adult Please Return To Husband If Found' TShirt
Soft, simple, and quietly witty — this classic crew tee speaks with a deadpan grin. The clean white canvas features a centered, typewriter-style line: “I am supervised adult please return to husband if found.” It feels like a note left on the kitchen table after a night out: small, personal, and immediately relatable. The fabric drapes casually, the ribbed neckline holds its shape, and the tubular knit keeps the silhouette smooth. Wear it with lived-in jeans, a denim jacket, or layered under an open cardigan. It slips into everyday life—errands, coffee runs, low-key gatherings—bringing a little private humor into ordinary moments.
Made from sturdy, midweight cotton with reinforced shoulders and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances durability with a soft, familiar hand. The understated print reads like an inside joke for those who enjoy quiet irony and everyday sarcasm. It’s for people who appreciate minimal design and a dry sense of humor, and who want clothing that feels effortless while still saying something.
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Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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